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fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

byemo:

When someone hates on fall out boy

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Really should go to bed. However, listening to Ryan Adams sounded like a better plan.

"Ann is the greatest human being ever invented."